It bothers me when people say "seriously" and "literally" too much....there is a real abuse of those two words.
JUST STOP, PEOPLE. I know you are serious and the chances of you "figuratively" talking about something are rare.
But I'm also going to ask Martha Stewart to stop using the rIIIdiculous phrase "if I can do it, you can do it."
You know what, MARTHA? You can do a lot of things that I can't do. So, no. NO, MARTHA, I cannot make a monkey shaped cake. And I'm going to thank you very much to stop saying that I can.